Not long ago in a galaxy close by there existed the most beautiful creature the universe had ever known. With his radiant bald head reflecting the sunlight and a big toothy smile he frolicked through the warm peaceful forest on his way to town. Joyously all of the forest creatures greeted him and the forest was merry with his presence. Butterflies were fluttering through the air and danced around him as he smiled at them. Suddenly half a dozen men with swords and raggedy clothes jumped out of the bushes in front of him.
“Hey you skipping through the forest, give us all of your money!”, one of the men said while pointing his sword at the bald man.
“Actually young bandit sir, I was frolicking, do you know the difference?” said the bald man.
“No I don’t care, just give me your money!” replied the bandit.
“The difference is that for a frolic your knee must come above your waist, isn’t that interesting?” said the bald man.
“No it isn’t at all, give me your money right now!”
“Hmm, I don’t think I like that idea”
“I didn’t ask! Give me your money or I will have to hurt you!”
“That is not being very friendly, I think you might need to take a timeout.”
“Okay that’s it!” The man lunged at the bald man to hurt him! The bald man quickly stepped to the side and his hand shot into the bandit’s armpit. The bald man’s fingers started dancing around and the bandit erupted in laughter and dropped the sword.
“Hey that’s not fair you can’t tickle me! You’re going to make me pee my pants!”
“Well then you will have learned your lesson and maybe you’ll be nicer to people in the future”. The bandit’s friends joined in and tried to get the bald man with their swords. The bald man danced easily between the thrusts and at the same time stroked his chin and said,
“If these bandits hadn’t attacked me then they would have attacked someone else and perhaps even stolen that poor person’s money.” he effortly dodged the thrusts while still contemplating and occasionally he sent out his left arm to deliver more tickles while stroking his chin with his right. “I think I might have to do something about that problem because I just can’t have people being unfriendly to one another. But what should I do? Do you all have any suggestions?”
“Will you just give us your money!” they said as they continued their onslaught though most of them had already dropped to the ground giggling like little school girls. The rest finally fell to the ground as the bald man was still deep in thought. He sat down on the chest of one of the bandits to continue his thinking. The bandit yelled at him to get off but the bald man was too lost in thought.
“Ah ha! I got it! I will journey through the lands and find other wonderfully beautiful creatures like myself and they can help make their homeland a more wonderful and friendly place to live.” He shot up out of his seat much to the discomfort of the bandit and started frolicking away. He turned around to deliver one final message “By the way I am telling all of your mothers” As he finished the sentence he squinted his eyes and gave them a massive smile and turned around and went on his way. The bandits screamed “NOOOOO!!!” but the bald man frolicked happily away.